EARNING A CUP OF TEA IS TO EARN COMFORT

By Fayaz Butt

You are in a place where you are valuable but feeling shy to ask for a cup of tea. What can you do? There are some ways:

You are in a formal official meeting and want a cup of tea. You can:

1. Could I please have a cup of tea?

2. May I get a tea, please?

3. Would you mind making me a cup of tea?

4. I would love a cup of tea, thank you.

You are with your friend but the meeting point is owned by him. You can have a friendly request:

1. Hey, can I grab a cup of tea?

2. Tea would be awesome, thanks!

3. Can you hook me up with a cup of tea?

4. I am craving a good cuppa of tea. Can you help?

Humorous Requests

Basically I am suffering from TEAVERIA (A disease) could you please help me with a cup of tea.
Tea emergency! Can I get a cup, stat?
My tea levels are critically low. Help!
I need tea to function. Can you oblige?
Tea, please. My sanity depends on it.
Could you please guide me to the tea station or kitchen? I would love a cup of tea.
My fuel is running low. Can I get a tea refill?

Feel free to pick your favorite style!